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dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

(via butterfly-prince-danyul)

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  • "I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"
  • "Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"
  • "Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"
  • "You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"
  • "As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."
  • "Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."
  • "You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"
  • "What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"
  • "God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"
  • "Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"
  • "Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."
  • "Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."
  • "It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."
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    pamhalperts:

    I really hate that watching TV is associated with being lazy and boring while reading books is associated with being smart and profound. Both are really fucking great ways of telling stories and if you find a story that moves you, whether it’s a 900 page novel, a tv show, a film, a comic, or a sentence engraved on a slice of bread IT IS WORTHY OF YOUR TIME!!

    (Source: missyperegrym, via striders-g0nna-stride)

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    ieroscum:

    when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

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    ieroscum:

    when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

    (via flameofresolution)

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    disabledxena:

    "We can’t use A in our acronyms because it allows shitty allies to weasel themselves in!"

    Perhaps if the lgbtqia community prioritized and cared more about ASEXUALS than about straight allies, we wouldn’t have this problem.

    The A is not for allies. It has never been for allies. The A is for aces. Do not rob actual members of the lgbtqia community of the little representation we have for the sake of fucking straight people. 

    The A is fucking necessary. 

    (Source: saxas, via charlesby)

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    gnarly:

    Q is just an O with a Boner

    (via so-personal)