"HopelessNostalgic"

dykeofsuburbia: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: lesbianbritneyspears: not everything is discourse...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:27:56 -0400

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

lesbianbritneyspears:

not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things

i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol

britney’s canon sexuality

sageley: rhymesswith: sageley: sageley: ok i dont draw taako a lot bc im. bad at it. but this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:26:57 -0400

sageley:

rhymesswith:

sageley:

sageley:

ok i dont draw taako a lot bc im. bad at it. but this ?

thats like. PEAK taako right there

im glad this resonated with so many of yall

I see your Taako and raise you this Kravitz to form the power couple of the century.

STRONGLY AGREE

dailydaveeddiggs: Daveed Diggs Gives Life Advice In this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:20:46 -0400

dailydaveeddiggs:

Daveed Diggs Gives Life Advice

In this episode of ‘Ask W’, actor Daveed Diggs gives advice on incorporating lyrics into a marriage proposal, conquering stage fright, which albums to add to your vinyl collection, ghosting, bold clothing on shy people, advice for your younger self, and dating a close friend’s ex.
“DAMN, Michael.” 😂

ee-3: kindlejim: ee-3: theres a jedi in a 2003 star wars cartoon whos just shaggy. from scooby...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:18:49 -0400

ee-3:

kindlejim:

ee-3:

theres a jedi in a 2003 star wars cartoon whos just shaggy. from scooby doo

The expanded universe is ridiculous sometimes. There was an editor at Lucasfilm that would always put “master” in front of the names of Jedi, so to test her, a writer created a minor jedi named Soon Bayts. The editor changed his name, and now there’s a canon Jedi out there named Master Bayts

vngl: vngl: I think how someone holds their phone is a good indicator of their personality One...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:17:02 -0400

vngl:

vngl:

I think how someone holds their phone is a good indicator of their personality

One hand, typing etc with one thumb: You think you’re hot shit you overexert yourself too much. You’re probably quick to anger

Both hands, typing with two thumbs: You’re more cautious, maybe a little more introverted, or you’re just a gamer

Phone flat on a surface (your lap, a table, whatever), typing with pointer fingers: You have the temper and curiosity of a five year old. Go shower please

Hold phone in one hand and type with the other: You’re everyone’s stupid dad or old relative. You probably squint at everything. You are an embarrassment to us all

oshkeet:honestly did the Nichijo team ever animate anything else...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:15:15 -0400

oshkeet:

honestly did the Nichijo team ever animate anything else cause

constant-instigator: landlordkiller420: anarchapella: comcastki...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:26:56 -0400

constant-instigator:

landlordkiller420:

anarchapella:

comcastkills:

profeminist:

Source

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

Hey I wanna talk about this.

I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.

I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:

- I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps

- See above RE: toilet paper

- I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food

- The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)

- I had to make rent

- My sister had to make rent

- My son had to make rent

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health

But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.

So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.

elmers-half-a-cup: the signs as musicalssorry if i gave your sign a musical you hate, if your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:26:32 -0400

elmers-half-a-cup:

the signs as musicals
sorry if i gave your sign a musical you hate, if your favourite music isn’t on this list, or if you disagree with my opinions, but remember: they’re just opinions!
airies: newsies. fiery + passionate.
taurus: hairspray. outspoken + stubborn.
gemini: falsettos. energetic + smart.
cancer: spring awakening. gentle + emotional.
leo: hamilton. boisterous + ambitious.
virgo: legally blonde. determined + witty.
libra: bonnie & clyde. charming + romantic.
scorpio: heathers. cunning + secretive.
sagittarius: tuck everlasting. adventurous + light.
capricorn: waitress. hard-working + structured.
aquarius: the book of mormon. quirky + fun.
pisces: natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812. dreamy + mellow.

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:23:53 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

mjalti: strikeblr: mjalti: Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today? Me: the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:15:30 -0400

mjalti:

strikeblr:

mjalti:

Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?

Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena

I’m here to tell you, gladiator matches are still a thing pal

hm. Interesting. the last time I tried to behead a man for prestige and right to majesty, I was dragged out of the alleyway by three very unreasonable men of the law and I would like to know where you live

suthnmeh: mikeyandpizza: An exclusive sneak peek at the opening...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:15:12 -0400

suthnmeh:

mikeyandpizza:

An exclusive sneak peek at the opening titles for ‘Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’! COWABUNGA DUDES!

well holy shit the animation was amazing… if you play it frame by frame cuz otherwise it’s all a blur XD but yeah amazinngngng

smitethepatriarchy: fuck-customers: I present to you, literally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:52:25 -0400

smitethepatriarchy:

fuck-customers:

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

throwbackblr: ruinedchildhood: Shit…Make it 4

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:52:09 -0400

throwbackblr:

ruinedchildhood:

Shit…Make it 4

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:51:36 -0400

hillaryisaboss:Donald is an illegitimate President...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:49:45 -0400

hillaryisaboss:

Donald is an illegitimate President (wannabe-dictator) who lost by 3 million votes and was elected by Russia and James Comey.

astromoondst:ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:04:27 -0400

astromoondst:

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

taakoshell: fairygodrobot: the wildest part about this meme is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:04:13 -0400

taakoshell:

fairygodrobot:

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

geekasaur: septemberism94: Usually don’t reblog condoms but...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:02:45 -0400

geekasaur:

septemberism94:

Usually don’t reblog condoms but hell yeah props to whoever came up with these

“usually don’t reblog condoms”

shadowy-dumbo-octopus: sos-fandoms: prince-addai: windupdolls: trans–reality: Hey if you’re...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:02:24 -0400

shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

sos-fandoms:

prince-addai:

windupdolls:

trans–reality:

Hey if you’re against trans women getting uterus implants because it’s “stealing” from afab people, you’re trash

please steal my uterus i sure as fuck don’t need it if someone came by and just took it while i was sleepin that’d be rad I’ll even pay you to take it

relatable shit

Reblog if you’d happily give your uterus to a trans woman

RELATABLE SHIT

On feeling "witchy" enough

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:01:24 -0400

cyhyreath:

I’ll admit, dressing in flowing gowns and performing the perfect ritual on a moonlit night and reading tarot cards without needing to reference the book all makes me feel great, but that’s not what witchcraft is or has to be. Sometimes I perform spells in sweatpants and miss a sabbat and forget the chant and giggle during a ceremony. Don’t feel like you have to have some witch aesthetic to be a good witch. Sometimes that’s nice, but don’t get so caught up in the image that you feel inadequate. You are enough, and there isn’t a right way to practice the craft. )O(